let's have one drink after work.

i met a man with a furry four legged mate called noodle.
he asked us to look after her.
he got himself a pint.
he was about to meet his ex to hand over noodle. (shared custody, you see)
could we have a look at the painting he made for her.
he loves her
he wants her back.
what do we think?
the painting was green-blue-turquois...sea-ish.
in the corner was a cartoon version of this


what did we think of it? He is trying to win her back, you know!
"Oh, the colours are really nice!"
We finished our scrumpy and quietly (stifling the giggles) left the scene.
how bizarre.

completely out of context but a story i had to share anyway. noodle.